Armenian cucumber bread and butter pickles

Dearest hubby loves bread and butter pickles. He's Portugeuse, so he adores sweet and salty,  while I'm Norwegian (mostly) so I prefer my pickles sour and dill.

We went camping a couple of time in August and I let the garden go, so when we returned I had four monster Armenian cucumbers! This was the first time I had ever tried growing Armenian cukes, and I was very pleased with them. They are actually a type of melon, which is nice because they don't get bitter in the horrible summer heat we have here. If you pick them small enough the rind is crispy and edible.

These are nice small cukes picked at the right time!

The first thing I did was slice the ends off the cukes and then cut them into pieces just slightly shorter than my canning jars. I peeled these fairly quickly over the sink with a good sharp vegetable peeler. Make sure you put a stopper in the sink before you start peeling. You don't want to put all this down the garbage disposal for two reasons: It makes fantastic compost material, and the only person who will be pleased if you use the disposal for this will be your plumber, trust me!

After peeling I halved the sections and scraped the seeds out with a spoon. Add this to your compost heap as well, or save a few seeds for next year if you are so inclined. The halved chunks are then sliced into spears lengthwise, roughly 5 - 8 per half. Don't worry too much about precision here, that's what makes homemade pickles more interesting. The sliced spears are all tossed into my large stainless pot, and I threw in a few tiny sliced onions on the top. I don't grow onions myself, we don't use them often enough and they are so inexpensive most of the time it just doesn't make sense for my household. These little guys were a dime each at a local stand so they don't exactly break the bank!

After I sliced all the produce, I poured one half cup of kosher salt over the top and then carefully mixed everything with my hands to get the salt evenly distributed. I then added cold water and ice until the mixture is submerged. Let this sit for a couple of hours. 

Notice what happens when you don't aim very well pouring the ice into the pot!